bluedaddysgirl:

lierdumoa:

saintofpride201:

stalker-among-the-stars:

octobersociety:

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

lavalave:

natadachoco:

11111111111101111111111-deactiv:

kiiamn:

phineas-and-herb:

baka-monarch:

pftones3482:

phineas-and-herb:

phineas-and-herb:

phineas-and-herb:

journey to the center of candace is 100% candace’s fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage

you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS

you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????

listen i couldn’t take a photo inside the garage because it’s not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.

therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.

I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up

What do you mean that’s not your garage?

OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people’s houses for a Tumblr post

Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground

i can’t even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella’s plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah

How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.

#RIP Op

This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago

insert-chaotic-enby-name:

softgrlfriend:

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

voidedlight:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

noodles-and-tea-deactivated2023:

It’s called a love language? Look it up.

jieloksworld:

even as a rock zombie.. he simpin

pinkydoggy83:

🌿🌺 Um. Hi. Hello Trolls Fandom.
Still new to this whole thing so excuse me while I say I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BOYBAND BOY IS DATING THE LITERAL QUEEN OF POP MUSIC?? HELLO??

BUT ALSO WHY ARE THEY GOSH DARN CUTE??? Dreamworks and their couples man I’m telling you.

webslingerofthegalaxy:

I’m changing my major from Zoology to Computer Science because I MADE A COMPLETE BROPPY KISS GIF

I’M THE NEXT STEVEN HAWKING I CAN RULE THE GOVERNMENT

P.s. if you do download and use this gif (which I encourage you to do!) please credit me as I’m SO PROUD of this

webslingerofthegalaxy:

Here you go tumblr! This is for anyone who’s like me and needs the medley Brozone sang like they need air to survive till Friday. Enjoy, courtesy of your favorite neighborhood webslinging trolls fan!